r/MurderedByWords • u/diehard404 • 4h ago
Being the most-roasted name in a room full of monsters.
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u/Icy-Cellist-8442 4h ago
I’m sure there are MAGA folks who’d love a praise from child offenders.
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u/Lil_Ms_Anthropic 3h ago
Which chucklefuck has the Nixon tat on his back, Bannon?
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u/DisastrousTurn9220 3h ago
Robert Stone 🤮
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u/Icantjudge 3h ago
*Roger
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u/Gen_Zer0 3h ago
Robert Roger 🤮
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u/bolanrox 3h ago
whats your vector victor? do we have clearance Clarence?
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u/Hita-san-chan 2h ago
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u/bolanrox 2h ago
best improv bit of the whole movie.
Also Bones calling them barbarians and being in the dark ages.
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u/theaviationhistorian 26m ago
LISTEN, KID! I've been hearing that crap ever since I was at UCLA. I'm out there busting my buns every night! Tell your old man to drag Walton and Lanier up and down the court for 48 minutes!
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u/MoistDistributer 56m ago
Armchair experts exert zero. Go out and far. Stand in a doorway. Yanks are so lazy. Get going
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u/BalancedScales10 4h ago
I ask you to judge me by the enemies I have made. - FDR
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u/calicomonkey 2h ago
If someone you don’t respect talks shit about you take it as a compliment.
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u/1-800-Go-FY 1h ago
Yeah and no one will roast you harder than your closest friends
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u/starryeyedq 59m ago
Friends roast you to your face, and only if you’re okay with it. If they’re doing it behind your back, they’re not your friends.
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u/WilfredGrundlesnatch 54m ago
"They are unanimous in their hate for me—and I welcome their hatred."
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u/4444-uuuu 18m ago
Ghislaine Maxwell was a reddit powermod. I can get banned if I give her username but look it up. She posted a lot of anti-Trump posts. Do you judge Trump on the fact that Maxwell hated him?
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u/Street_Caramel_3084 4h ago
Also wouldn't be surprised if they think the reference to Barak is Obama and not Ehud Barak. Even though the spelling is different. Not the smartest crew.
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u/da2Pakaveli 3h ago
There are mentions of Obama in the files cause Epstein was discussing politics, just like there is a technical manual on bash scripting.
There isn't anything accusing him.
The only "tangible" one they obsess over is a woman mailing with Epstein who now is at Goldman Sachs but served as a White House counselor.
If we wanna go there just look at Dumb's first term. Acosta, who gave Epstein the sweetheart deal, as Labor Secretary and David Barr as his AG, son of William Barr who got Epstein's career started.
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u/HowMany_MoreTimes 3h ago
son of William Barr who got Epstein's career started.
The same William Barr who wrote multiple sci-fi novels about elites keeping child sex slaves
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u/Lennyhi 2h ago
I'm already down so many rabbit holes you guys...make it stop.
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u/HowMany_MoreTimes 2h ago
The real rabbit hole is that this isn't just a US issue, it's global. The extremely wealthy buy politicians, control the media and act with impunity from the law. They are sociopaths who view normal people as disposable toys to be used and destroyed.
They're trying hard to paint Epstein as some mastermind operating on his own initiative, the truth is he was just one cog in the machine. A machine of human misery for the sick pleasures of a small cadre of filthy rich well-connected parasites who cling on to the underbelly of human civilization.
This is happening in basically every country, they're just being more blatant in the US now than before because they've managed to completely capture the governmental systems through weaponised racism and religion.
Look at the UK with Jimmy Saville, who's proclivities were known about for years by the establishment and kept hidden from the public until conveniently after his death. He was close with the royals. Old Mountbatten was basically the Epstein of Ireland. Now we have ex prince Andrew involved with Epstein.
Look at Belgium and the Dutroux affair. He was protected and enabled by people very high up in the justice system and clearly wasn't the ringleader.
Look at MBS in Saudi Arabia.
I could go on all day.
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u/SomethingIWontRegret 52m ago
Qanon has to dress it up in adrenochrome and human sacrifices when the actual truth doesn't require B-movie plots and lizard people. Just the worst people you can imagine, with essentially limitless wealth, and no conscience holding them back.
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u/IrNinjaBob 2h ago
Had never heard about this, but this seems to be Donald Barr, Bill’s father. Still pretty interesting though.
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u/HowMany_MoreTimes 2h ago
Yeah it was Donald Barr sorry, the man who hired Epstein to teach at an elite private school when he was a college dropout with no teaching experience or qualifications.
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u/Happythoughtsgalore 3h ago
Empirically shown not to be the smartest crew
Low IQ & Conservative Beliefs Linked to Prejudice https://www.livescience.com/18132-intelligence-social-conservatism-racism.html
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u/squirtloaf 1h ago
90% of it was actually them just discussing Brak from Space Ghost. Epstein was apparently obsessed with Space Ghost.
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u/superawesomeman08 4h ago edited 3h ago
> Your boos mean nothing, i've seen what makes you cheer.
* Rick, Rick and Morty
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u/ObeseVegetable 1h ago
Bit almost ironic given the controversy there.
Charges dropped, but…
Damn.
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u/superawesomeman08 1h ago
what controversy?
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u/ObeseVegetable 1h ago
Justin Roland, co-creator of Rick and Morty and the voices of those two and many other characters on the show, was seemingly very credibly accused of sexual crimes including pursuing minors. Charges dropped for not having enough “tangible” evidence but there were 11 people who came forward with stories.
And his co creator and longtime friend very publicly dropped him as a friend which means he probably believes there’s something to it.
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u/superawesomeman08 1h ago
oh that. yeah fuck that guy
that being said im fairly certain he didn't write for the show by that point
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u/ObeseVegetable 1h ago
Right. Still voiced that line though.
Also, tangentially, Elon Musk was in that episode.
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u/superawesomeman08 1h ago
oh right, i forgot he was in there.
funny how radically opinion can swing in a few years.
... or not swing, as the case may be.
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u/AlsoCommiePuddin 3h ago
Yeah, it's like when Skeletor and all of his minions have a meeting, they're talking about He-Man like a lot.
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u/BastetFurry 3h ago
Angela Merkel also, no one liked her. As much as i dislike the CDU, this is a seal of quality!
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u/Boltzmann_head This AOC flair makes me cool 3h ago
The career criminals even discussed Senator Bernie Sanders and how to help Clinton and the DNC oppose getting Sanders elected.
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u/LittleShrub 2h ago
What’s crazy is that Obama isn’t the one who refuses to release the files. Hmm.
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u/whore-lit-write 3h ago
Can Michelle run and Barack be Vice-President? Also a win-win.
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u/Rodster66 3h ago
To be VP you have to be eligible to be president (which Barak isn't currently) also my impression is that Michelle would rather die than run.
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u/whore-lit-write 2h ago
Lol, I should have read up on my constitution because I didn't know that, thank you! But damn, sucks for us...as in humanity.
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u/ilmdjb 1h ago
I also never thought of that but it makes sense, if your VP that means you’re next in line to be president if anything happens to them. Would prevent the loophole of convincing someone to run as president while a former prez ran as their VP and then new president stepping down as soon as elected.
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u/MiloGoesToTheFatFarm 2h ago
Not being embraced by idiots is the greatest compliment one can receive.
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u/Notquitechaosyet 3h ago
"The intelligent, progressive black man won't come play p*dophile with us, we hate him, right (white) boys?!"
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u/hessoss 2h ago
this claim is not supported by any released court documents. this is exactly what propaganda looks like which none of us are immune to. stay strong
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u/NeonPatrick 54m ago
I read that the files have a lot of news clippings in them and he was president at the time, so I'd be shocked if he's not mentioned a lot.
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u/walkingmelways 3h ago
Trump is worse, supporting genocide and fomenting regime change in Iran etc etc — but Obama is no angel, still droned innocent Iraqis to death.
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u/ObeseVegetable 1h ago
Yeah Obama did a LOT of droning. 542 drone strikes over the eight year period.
Which makes it crazy that in the first two years of his first term, Trump did more than Obama. 2,243. Then he realized that was public information and revoked the Obama executive order that had made them public. And had another two years after that.
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u/ObnoxiousAlbatross 1h ago
The reason I would vote for him again if I had a time machine is because he owns it. He doesn't accuse generals or cabinet members or appointees. He takes the credit he is due because he was the one signing off on it all.
Trump has no concept of this, nor does any part of MAGA. Everyone is a potential scapegoat, there is no accountability.
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u/rustyseapants 49m ago
Why are you comparing President Obama with angels, rather than other Presidents?
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u/Aetheldrake 2h ago
Damn, more roasted than the vegetables in my oven right this moment? Well they're not burnt yet so I guess that's good
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u/Plastic-Coyote-6017 2h ago
Lewis Black is in there declining to hang out on the island. Rebecca Watson is in there because Richard Dawkins hated her. Some people are "mentioned" in these files as a badge of honor.
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u/ArizonaRon98 3h ago
Jeffrey Winger once said “don’t ruin it, by approving it”. And I think of it in moments like this.
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u/Anarch-ish 2h ago
Its like Gotham villains talking shit about Batman... In hushed tones behind closed doors.
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u/moschocolate1 1h ago
Interesting how they’re called monsters when most priests or pastors or fathers who do this aren’t called monsters. Is it the money and power added to the crime that makes them monsters?
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u/Polkas_with_wolves 1h ago
I expect the Fox News headline will be "Obama's name is in the Epstein files 1000 times" The rest of the context will be ignored. The hypocrisy will also be ignored.
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u/soldier01073 1h ago
Well thats a relief, his name is only mentioned with malice towards his character
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u/Semour9 1h ago
Trump gets roasted in Epstein files: See even these despicable people dont like Trump!
Obama gets roasted in Epstein files: Of course theyre roasting him, hes the only decent guy among them!
Behold the logic redditors use when it comes to politics
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u/potatolulz 1h ago
Trump gets implicated in all sorts of crimes in Epstein files: See Obama logic redditor politics!
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u/Defconwrestling 1h ago
I always believed that if I was called an asshole by an asshole than I was a good person
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u/hollaback_girl 1h ago
Who wants to bet that their “roasts” are little more than them passing around the same old racist jokes and memes over and over again?
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u/randomness7345 1h ago
Did y’all not see the email where Obama ordered 65k of hot dogs to the White House?
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u/-Porktsunami- 1h ago
Pretty he's not mentioned much, if at all. The references are like 95% this guy.
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u/not-a-dislike-button 1h ago
Epstein called Trump "evil", "nuts" and "dangerous" after he was kicked out of Mar a lago iirc
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u/disposable_account01 22m ago
“Ugh! Can you believe how awful black people are?? Well, anyway, better get back to it. These kids ain’t gonna rape themselves, amirite??”
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u/Ancom_Heathen_Boi 15m ago edited 12m ago
Hey let's maybe not rehabilitate the war criminal who turned Libya into an open air slave market because he got shit-talked in the epstein files?
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u/Striking-Adagio54 4m ago
That's probably one of the few good reasons to have your name in the files
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u/slc_blades 1h ago
Praising a democrat while shitting on republicans is still being a boot licker to fascist war criminals
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u/sentient_salami 3h ago
This is a wild take and completely false. It’s like the people saying “if there wasn’t a bible we’d all be stealing and murdering”. No, you moral voids, we would not.
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u/HowMany_MoreTimes 3h ago
The people who get to that level of money or power are usually quite fucked up and sociopathic to begin with.
A psychologically healthy person doesn't have the overwhelming desire to accumulate far more wealth than they will ever need or exercise power over other humans.
Then once they get the money and power they get corrupted further by the lack of limitations and encouragement from other rich powerful monsters.
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u/homofreakdeluxe 2h ago edited 2h ago
seems people missed your message. btw it’s not just “men”, his own wife was helping him. very often women are perfectly fine assisting inhumanity, from this to political or religious behavior.
y’all the point is calling them “monsters” is a form of protecting yourself from acknowledging they’re not much different from people walking around you. Give enough people that level of money it will keep happening. Majority of child predators are family members close to the victim
There has been a poll of people asked if they would commit rape if they knew they could get away with it, as high as 30% of respondents said yes.





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u/BigPOEfan 3h ago
It’s amazing to me that just one single black man becoming president melted half of the American populations brains and made them so incredibly pissed.